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| ANYONE 'N EVERYONE | ||
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| Someone has a bad feeling about this | It's their only hope | |
| Somebody gets choked | A woman other than Leia is on screen | |
| An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts) | Somebody's hand gets cut off | |
| A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast | There is a tremor in the Force | |
| It's not someone's fault | One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing | |
| A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks | Someone exclaims "No!" | |
| Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
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Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end | |
| Someone is mind-controlled using the Force | People kiss | |
| A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
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Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen | |
| An elaborately made up alien has no lines | Some ship crashes into something after being hit | |
| Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber) | An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people (fourteen seconds, count 'em) | |
| Boba Fett talks | An entire planet is described as having one climate | |
| C-3P0 | ||
| C-3PO loses a body part
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C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with | |
| Nobody listens to C-3P0's advice
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| CHEWBACCA | ||
| If Chewie actually sounds like he's using words, not just one long howl | If Chewie, a big, dumb ol' wookie, actually shows mechanical know-how and fixes the Falcon | |
| DARTH VADER | ||
| Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them
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Vader's suit gets more and more detailed in each movie | |
| THE EMPEROR | ||
| The Emperor cackles evilly | The Emperor has foreseen something | |
| THE EMPIRE | ||
| Tarkin brags about the Death Star | Any officer speaks with a British Accent | |
| Any Imperial Ship is destroyed | A TIE fighter explodes for no reason | |
| An imperial bureaucrat says something disparaging or elitist (i.e. "rebel scum", "insignificant rebellion", etc.) | ||
| HAN SOLO | ||
| Han brags about the Millennium Falcon | Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon
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| Something doesn't work on the Falcon
| Someone or something tries to get money from Han | |
| LEIA | ||
| Leia insults somebody | Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
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| LUKE | ||
| It is Luke's destiny | Luke whines | |
| Luke discovers a long-lost relative | Luke fights monsters or savages | |
| Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip | Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm | |
| Luke is upside-down | Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
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| Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed | Luke refuses to take someone's advice | |
| Luke yells "Artooooo!" | Luke is confused / taken aback | |
| OBI-WAN KENOBI | ||
| Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance | Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective ("...Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise") | |
| R2-D2 | ||
| R2-D2 gets thrashed | R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around | |
| REBEL PILOTS | ||
| A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
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A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..." | |
| A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..." | Wedge (the only Rebel pilot competent enough to make it through all
3 movies- besides the main characters) makes an appearance
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| STORMTROOPERS | ||
| Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming | Stormtrooper armor proves useless | |
| YODA | ||
| Yoda uses bad grammar | Yoda talks like a fortune cookie | |