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| Code Word: | 40-ish |
| Really Means: | 48 |
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| Code Word: | Adventurous |
| Really Means: | Has had more partners than you ever will |
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| Code Word: | Affectionate |
| Really Means: | Possessive |
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| Code Word: | Artist |
| Really Means: | Unreliable |
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Code Word: | Athletic |
| Really Means: | Flat chested |
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Code Word: | Average looking |
| Really Means: | Ugly |
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Code Word: | Beautiful |
| Really Means: | Pathological liar |
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Code Word: | Commitment-minded |
| Really Means: | Pick out curtains, now! |
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Code Word: | Communication important |
| Really Means: | Just try to get a word in edge-wise |
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Code Word: | Contagious Smile |
| Really Means: | Bring your penicillin |
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Code Word: | Educated |
| Really Means: | College dropout |
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Code Word: | Emotionally Secure |
| Really Means: | Medicated |
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Code Word: | Employed |
| Really Means: | Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home |
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Code Word: | Enjoys art and opera |
| Really Means: | Snob |
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Code Word: | Enjoys Nature |
| Really Means: | Bring your own granola |
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Code Word: | Exotic Beauty |
| Really Means: | Would frighten a Martian |
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Code Word: | Feminist |
| Really Means: | Fat; ball buster |
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Code Word: | Financially Secure |
| Really Means: | One paycheck from the street |
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Code Word: | Free spirit |
| Really Means: | Substance user |
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Code Word: | Friendship first |
| Really Means: | Trying to live down reputation as slut
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Code Word: | Fun |
| Really Means: | Annoying |
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Code Word: | Gentle |
| Really Means: | Comatose |
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Code Word: | Good Listener |
| Really Means: | Borderline Autistic |
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Code Word: | Humorous |
| Really Means: | Caustic |
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Code Word: | Intuitive |
| Really Means: | Your opinion doesn't count |
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Code Word: | In Transition |
| Really Means: | Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills |
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Code Word: | Light drinker |
| Really Means: | Lush |
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Code Word: | Looks younger |
| Really Means: | If viewed from far away in bad light |
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Code Word: | Loves Travel |
| Really Means: | If you're paying |
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Code Word: | Loves Animals |
| Really Means: | Cat lady |
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Code Word: | Mature |
| Really Means: | Will not let you treat her like a farm animal in bed,
like last boyfriend did |
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Code Word: | New-Age |
| Really Means: | All body hair, all the time |
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Code Word: | Non-tradional |
| Really Means: | Ex-husband lives in the basement |
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Code Word: | Old-fashioned |
| Really Means: | Lights out, missionary position only |
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Code Word: | Open-minded |
| Really Means: | Desperate |
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Code Word: | Outgoing |
| Really Means: | Loud |
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Code Word: | Passionate |
| Really Means: | Loud |
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Code Word: | Petite |
| Really Means: | Wouldn't stand out in a pack of Munchkins |
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Code Word: | Poet |
| Really Means: | Depressive Schzophrenic |
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Code Word: | Professional |
| Really Means: | Bitch |
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Code Word: | Redhead |
| Really Means: | Shops on the Clairol aisle |
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Code Word: | Reliable |
| Really Means: | Frumpy |
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Code Word: | Reubenesque |
| Really Means: | Grossly Fat |
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Code Word: | Romantic |
| Really Means: | Looks better by candle light |
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Code Word: | Self-employed |
| Really Means: | Jobless |
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Code Word: | Smart |
| Really Means: | Insipid |
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Code Word: | Special |
| Really Means: | Road the short schoolbus |
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Code Word: | Spiritual |
| Really Means: | Involved with a cult |
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Code Word: | Stable |
| Really Means: | Boring |
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Code Word: | Tall, thin |
| Really Means: | Anorexic |
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Code Word: | Tan |
| Really Means: | Wrinkled |
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Code Word: | Voluptuous |
| Really Means: | Very Fat |
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Code Word: | Weight proportional to height |
| Really Means: | Hugely Fat |
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Code Word: | Wants Soulmate |
| Really Means: | One step away from stalking |
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Code Word: | Widow |
| Really Means: | Nagged first husband to death |
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Code Word: | Writer |
| Really Means: | Pompous |
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Code Word: | Young at heart |
| Really Means: | Old Toothless Fogie |