| No. | Women | Men |
|---|---|---|
| 10 | Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends. | I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. |
| 9 | Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. | While I'm up, can I get you a beer? |
| 8 | I think hairy butts are really sexy. | I think hairy butts are really sexy. |
| 7 | Hey, get a whiff of that one. | Her tits are just too big. |
| 6 | Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. | Sometimes I just want to be held. |
| 5 | This diamond is way too big. | That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody. |
| 4 | I won't even put my lips on that things unless I get to swallow | Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. |
| 3 | Wow, it really is 12 inches! | We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. |
| 2 | Does this make my butt look too small? | Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. |
| 1 | I'm wrong, you must be right again. | I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions |