Last 10 things the other sex would ever say

No. Women Men
10 Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9 Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8 I think hairy butts are really sexy. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7 Hey, get a whiff of that one. Her tits are just too big.
6 Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5 This diamond is way too big. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4 I won't even put my lips on that things unless I get to swallow Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3 Wow, it really is 12 inches! We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2 Does this make my butt look too small? Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1 I'm wrong, you must be right again. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions

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