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  1. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
  2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  5. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
  6. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  8. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  10. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  11. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
  12. Eye Drops Off Shelf
  13. Teachers Strike Idle Kids
  14. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
  15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
  16. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
  17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  18. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
  21. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
  22. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
  23. War Dims Hope for Peace
  24. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  25. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  26. Deer Kill 17,000
  27. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
  29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  30. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  32. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  34. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
  35. Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
  36. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
  37. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
  39. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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