50 - Miami residents turn on the heat
40 - COLLEGE STUDENTS STILL WEAR SHORTS
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Wisconsinites go swimming
35 - Italian cars don't start
32 - Water freezes
30 - You can see your breath
You plan your vacation to Australia
Wisconsinites put on T-shirts
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
25 - Boston water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Wisconsinites eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming
Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you
20 - You can hear your breath
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South
15 - You plan a vacation in Mexico
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10 - Too cold to snow
You need jumper cables to get the car going
5 - You plan your vacation in Houston
0 - American cars don't start
Alaskans put on T-shirts Too cold to skate
-5 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Wisconsinites' stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist
-10 - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Wisconsinites shovel snow off roof
-15 - Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
Only ice chunks hit the bottom of the outhouse
-20 - You plan a two week hot bath
The Mighty Monongahela freezes
Japanese cars don't start
-25 - Californians disappear
Wisconsinites button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South
-30 - Congressional hot air freezes
-50 - Hell freezes over
Polar bears move south
-65 -All major universities are still open and requiring students to attend class! Remember the good old elementary school Days???